MARTIAL ARTS/H2H FIGHTING: The Kick in the Nuts

“OH MY GOD – MY BALLS ARE ON FIRE!”

So you know MMA, Karate, Systema, Krav Maga, Keysi, Jeet Kune Do, Boxing, Muay Thai, Jiu Jitsu and the Ancient Arts of the Ninja? You have 38 Black Belts, you are an ex-Navy SEAL and you have killed commies with your bare hands in every jungle from Cambodia to Cuba.

Well whoopee-doo Bruce Thompson – Cuz a single shot to the balls will drop you

That’s Right.

Pretty much if someone kicks you in the Junk as hard as they can the fight is over, especially if it is a good solid kick with the tip of a shoe right behind the Man Tonsils.

Now I have heard many people saying “I can take a shot in the Kerbangers and keep fighting” at least a hundred times, and I call BS. I suspect that this is coming from someone who has never had a true kick in the Nads.

How do I know?


Two Reasons:

1. Personal Experience on the Receiving End:
Back in the day a guy I was arresting kicked me right behind the Two Veg full force – it instantly rendered me combat ineffective. I could not move, I could not think, I could not breathe, and I blew chunks like a drunken 16 year girl after slamming three bottles of Mad Dog 20/20 on prom night. I was messed up so bad that I had to spend the night in the hospital.

2. Personal Experience on the Dispensing End:
I have kicked guys in the Gonads everywhere from a Ney Jersey bar to the Lobby of a hotel in the Middle East – guess how many times a solid shot or two in the love spuds has ended a fight for me?

100% of the time.

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Unfortunately, Gedde Watanabe’s career didn’t go so well after his role in Sixteen Candle

How to Properly Kick Someone in the Manjigglies:

Allot of people think that you should aim for the Sausage when kicking someone in the Junk – Not True! The place to aim for is the “Sweet Spot” – right between the hanging brain (Balls) and the Poop Hole – Right on the Man Seam.

You must hit this “Sweet Spot” with the toe of your Shoe with a full on kick or a solid Knee, no snap kicks here – I am talking about a full on, follow through and exhale Shot.

I call this Martial Arts “FamilyJewels-Fu”

I am planning to make a “earn your black belt at home” video in FamilyJewels-Fu and sell it in the back of Black Belt magazine next to all of the Kempo black belt home study courses.

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~James G
Founder – Editor in Chief

James G is a Veteran Civilian Contractor who has worked in the Middle East and Southeast Asia for way too long. He spends his off time in Indonesia and Virginia getting drunk, shooting guns and writing poorly written articles.

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20 thoughts on “MARTIAL ARTS/H2H FIGHTING: The Kick in the Nuts”

  1. Have people actually ‘died’ from being kicked in the jewels?

    I know I would want to die… Just sayin’

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    1. “Have people actually ‘died’ from being kicked in the jewels?”

      Yes, Yip Man, the inventor of Wing Chun once killed a man in a fight using a groin strike.

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  2. I have never heard of anyone dying from taking a shot from the nads, and a google search didn’t turn up anything either.

    If someone receives enough trauma to the heart, brain or spinal cord it can cause Instantaneous death. The groin has (I believe) arteries and it’s in the lower spine area so I guess that someone could hypothetically die from being kicked in the junk.

    ~James G

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    1. Id bet anyone i could take a punch to the balls, been hit alot, might as well get something for it LOL

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  3. Some new info about getting kicked in the nuts from one of our readers:

    “Very true. I agree with you 100%.

    To add some science to it, it sounds like the perfect kick that you describe is actually impacting the thin muscles protecting the prostrate. And when I say “protecting” I mean all those thin muscles do is keep it from falling out.

    A blow like you describe drives the prostrate (source of over 99% of the seminal fluids) up into the bladder, causing the uncontrolled vomiting.”

    H.O.C

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    1. Getting kicked in the nuts is not the end all unless the testes are crushed. I’ve been kicked in the nuts at least a dozen times by some former students. It hurt my junk, but I was not incapacitated.

      While at FT. Bragg I kicked another soldier in the nuts HARD three times with combat boots, he didn’t go down until the right cross to the jaw.

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  4. I should hold a “DVM Kick in the Nuts” contest; anyone who can walk 10 feet after I kick them in the nuts gets some free gear – lol

    ~James G

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  5. Hey although many people call BS for getting a bunch of nutshots, it is possible to become immune to nutshots…

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a86cQobU-n4&feature=player_embedded
    *note* the video may make your balls hurt just by watching

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  6. that would be a rough way to go

    I have never heard of anyone dying from taking a shot from the nads, and a google search didn’t turn up anything either.
    If someone receives enough trauma to the heart, brain or spinal cord it can cause Instantaneous death. The groin has (I believe) arteries and it’s in the lower spine area so I guess that someone could hypothetically die from being kicked in the junk.
    ~James G  

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  7. Hell yes it would be, but at least people would remember you as “the guy that died from a shot in the nads”
    ~James G

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    1. yeah man, I think I’ll pass on that title though

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  8. me and me mates play this game we all get a tenner and kick each others balls and who ever falls is out and we keep playing till we have a winner and the winner wins all the tenners i won five times my freind won seven

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  9. In South Africa, we have a marvelous new street drug called “TIK” pronounced more like TUK. I have noticed that it is popular with the lower-income dudes, and it renders them pretty much impervious to the Ball Banger/Nut Shot, etc…. Of course they hardly register a gunshot wound either, until it proves fatal, and even then they sometimes get up and run again….haha

    But yes, most ball banger kicks will drop a normal man in no time, and can be succesfully used when the proverbial “poes klap” does not result in the desired cooperative attitude adjustment.

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  10. I kneed a guy right in the “kids factory”, he was a “tough” martial arts practitioner who was just comming back from a tournament, he thought it was a good idea to practice his moves with me. well, years of street fighting proved that a headbutt to the nose and a knee to the balls can pretty much beat anyone….the poor bastard ended crying like a girl on the floor in fetal position while a girl was screaming to get an ambulance….better luck next time asshole….

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  11. I once kicked a jarhead in the nuts so hard I swore it created a vagina while participating in the weekly bar room fight at the 32nd street enlisted club in San Diego. He promptly puked on me and then preceded to instruct me on how my body could be twisted into any number of pretzel like configurations. I think perhaps he was infact an old school man.

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  12. Loved it! These H2H articles are really some of the best stuff I’ve read in so long. This is going on the board at work!

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