It is not a proper Bitch Slap unless you talk a little smack wile dispensing the back of the hand
1. To open handedley slap someone. Denote disrespect for the person being bitch slapped as they are not worthy of a man sized punch.
~the urban dictionary
Out of all the moves in the H2H arsenal the Bitch Slap seems to be a somewhat lost fighting technique. I remember the first time I saw the Bitch Slap in action back when I was a kid. One of my buddies Jay was caught shoplifting in the neighborhood pharmacy that was run by an Old School Vietnam vet.
The Old Man snatched his ass up off the ground, reached in his pocket, pulled out some candy and Bitch Slapped Jay with a ‘POP” like I had never heard before. He cried like a red faced baby our whole walk home. Since then I have had the occasional opportunity to throw out a Bitch Slap, and I still say a little “thank you” to the Old Man every time I hear that sweet sounding “POP”.
Now you can’t just use the Bitch Slap on anyone anytime, it is only reserved for those people you wish to humiliate and beat at the same time. Another unique thing about the Bitch Slap is you can only use it if there is an audience present; otherwise the “POP” is wasted on an empty room.
Take this example: When I was living in the Middle East I was having a drink in a hotel bar with some contractor buddies and some local stewardesses. We were having a good time joking around and getting a bit smashed.
But as usual, when the local guys see foreigners surrounded by girls their insecurity alarm goes off like a NY firehouse 4 alarm fire. So in predicable fashion a few local guys (dressed like guidos in tight ass jeans and shirts) came over and started saying things to the girls like “hey, why are you with these Americans, come over to our table.”
Obviously the girls didn’t want anything to do with them and told them to shove-off. This of course set off the insecurity alarm level to 8 alarm fire so they started calling the girls hookers and bitches. Not taking any of that we told then to step outside with us, knowing that 6 Americans would stomp their asses they declined wile sill calling the girls sluts.
So one of my buddies knocked out one guy, another tripped wile trying to get away and the other local guys cowered off to a corner. I snatched-up the one that tripped and told him to apologize to the girls, he declined so I Bitch Slapped him a few times in front of everyone until he tearfully apologized.
A situation like the above is the proper time and place to pull out the Bitch Slap on someone.
Public Audience + Insecure Ass-Hole + Disrespecting Women = Bitch Slap in Yo Face!
FAIL! This is just a slap – not a Bitch Slap. Batman should know better
HOW TO PROPERLY DISPENSE A BITCH SLAP
- First grab him by the arm or shirt with your weak arm
- Say something witty like “try not to piss yourself boy”
- Now (this is the tricky part) push him back with your weak arm, take your open hand and cock it back so it is level with you weak hand side ear, twist your hip towards your weak hand side…
- Now twist your upper body towards your strong hand side and pull your weak hand toward you (the one holding his arm or shirt) wile swinging your open hand (knuckle side out) towards the guys face
- “POP”
- Repeat if necessary
NOTE: Despite the name a Bitch Slap is NOT used for Hitting women, only trailer trash and John-Claude Van Damme beat up women. If you hit women then fuck you.
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~James G
Founder – Editor in Chief
James G is a Veteran Civilian Contractor who has worked in the Middle East and Southeast Asia for way too long. He spends his off time in Indonesia and Virginia getting drunk, shooting guns, writing poorly written articles and dispensing bitch slaps on 4 continents.
Thats. Just. Awesome.
Mtnboy(Quote This Comment)
[quote]If you hit women then fuck you.[/quote]
James, you crack me up!
medicsixzero(Quote This Comment)
This article reminds me of a time when I was a rookie, working patrol, with an old school cop, that I’ll call “Joe.” Joe was a big, stereo typical looking cop, who had been on the job for over twenty years, and was getting ready to retire in a few months. Joe still carried a pair of Sap gloves in his car, and had seen everything.
I started in law enforcement in the mid 90s, after the whole Rodney King deal, so bitch slapping someone, as described in the article, was a definite no go, and a sure way to get days on the beach or fired. Anyways, Joe and I had picked up some mouthy punk during a verbal disturbance. I think he had a chicken shit warrant or something. Anyways, this suspect was running his mouth the entire time, basically because he knew that the cops wouldn’t beat you down for that anymore. Well, the punk started in with, “Why don’t you take off that badge, I’ll kick your ass, why don’t you come see me off duty, etc, etc” Joe had enough, and he calmly walked into the booking cell where the dude was sitting, he stood in front of him, and without saying a word, reared back with his bitch slapping hand, and swung his hand hard, stopping less than an inch from the punk’s face, not even touching the guy at all. But the punk jerked back, let out a girly yelp, and then started crying. Joe put his face real close to the guy and said, “Dry your eyes son, and shut your mouth.”
Jeff(Quote This Comment)
I say it like is see it medicsixzero!
JEFF:
Yep, those Old School Cops are my heroes
~James G
James G(Quote This Comment)
Only in the blogosphere can we write a whole post on the Bitch Slap! Don’t you just love it?!
Regards,
Albert
Albert(Quote This Comment)
My personal favorite is the South African “Pusklop” (spelling).
instead of a face slap, the “Pusklop” involves a hard clout on the ear.
Maybe there is a reader or two from RSA who could explain it in more detail.
tomahawk
tomahawk(Quote This Comment)
Actually there are several variations to the “Poes Klap” (Afrikaans: the English translation would be: Pussy Slap), depending on whether you are simply “helping someone to understand the seriousness of f***ing with you” or “Seriously hurting someone who thinks he is a bad-ass”.
These range from a gentle hand-wave that gently brushes the targets cheek, warning him of more serious repercussions, should he continue being an @sshole, to the cupped-hand “klap” to the ear that starts from roughly 90 degrees, and uses a good amount of follow-through, just like a good golf swing. This may or may not burst the ear drum of the target, but will in any case get his attention and focus his mind on whatever follows…. normally a swift kick up the jack to assist his slightly retarded departure from the premises. Used correctly, normally results in the “Klapper” (as opposed to the “Klappee”) gaining the attention of every nubile female in the room, and assuring said “klapper” of getting laid.
happyskipper(Quote This Comment)
“If you hit women then fuck you.” +1
fuck, Guidos, but arn’t they the ones who go home and tell their friends that westerners are assholes for how they smacked them around (plus what ever other bullshit they make up) and then cause problems in the future?.
Ryan(Quote This Comment)
To Bitch Slap someone is to slap them because they’re acting like a bitch. Not to beat on your bitch. That just leads to inbreeding, driving around in rusty IROCs, and reality TV.
Back in my bouncing days, subjecting unruly patrons to the aforementioned Bitch Slap was usually done when they were beating on women. It was usually accompanied by words such as “Not so much fun when you’re the one getting knocked around, huh?” or “Stop crying on me, you fucking pussy.”
Crunchy McTeabaggins(Quote This Comment)
cant wait to teach this time honored tradition to my young son.
Jason O.(Quote This Comment)
“If you hit women then fuck you.” +1
James G. tellin’ it like it is!
Kenny Smith(Quote This Comment)
My dad taught me this when I first started having trouble with the local kids; I was in the 5th grade or thereabouts, which woulda made me about 10, and we were living on Okinawa. Except he called it a Dope Slap since dad wouldn’t have used the word “bitch” around us when were kids. I’ve ALWAYS referred to it as that; takes the whole douchebag hitting a woman part out of the equation.
Bama(Quote This Comment)