David West

Yo quiero to wake my master so he can shoot your ass!

Have you ever thought you needed a giant dog as a personal protection weapon? Big dogs have their place and I have lived with big dogs since about 1988. At one time I had a herd of Rhodesian Ridgebacks and nobody came around, ever.

First, decide what it is that you really need the dog to do for you; Do you want a protection dog? Is the dog supposed to kill attacking ninjas while you hide under the bed? A dog that can do that takes a very, very confident master. A smart dog is roughly equivalent to a five year old human. You’ll have a kid that can destroy anything, including you, unless you are big-time assertive.

No, I do not mean like that Dog Whisperer guy, but you will need to be assertive all the time. You will have to be the number one ruler of your empire all the time with the nuts to back it up. If the dog is smarter than you, then you will be way fucked.

For many people (me included right now), I think a dog needs to be an advanced warning system, not a terminator. I know that a tiny dog barking isn’t going to scare a zombie, but really neither is one big dog barking.

Six big dogs and you have a force to run off assholes. With one, it’s debatable.

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