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Civilian Contractors

So you think you are Superior compared to a TCN Contractor? Really?

TCN = Third Country National, anyone who is not an American or a National of whatever country the base is in. The largest numbers of TCN’s working on U.S. Military bases in the Middle East (some for as little as one hundred bucks a month) are Indians, Filipinos, Sri Lankans, Nepalese and Pakistani citizens who generally do labor and administrative jobs (Blue Collar Guys and Gals).

So, today I was at the KBR laundry pick-up grabbing my laundry when this “Fat Ass” Contractorous Douchebagnus walked in to pick up his laundry bag filled with XXXXX-Large 5.11’s. At the top of his lungs he yelled “I AM HERE FOR MY LAUNDRY!” (Like the guys working at the Laundry Pick-Up might have thought he was there for a pizza or something) and tossed his receipt on the counter.

That sort of annoyed me but the stupidness with this guy was just starting, when the Indian guy behind went to look for his bag in the mass of bags shoved in the wall he started yelling “NO, NO, TO THE LEFT, NO, ON THE BOTTOM, NO, MORE TO THE LEFT!”

After confusing and flustering the fuck out of the poor Indian dude Mr. fat-boy walked behind the counter yelling “I’LL JUST FUCKING GET IT MYSELF”, the Indian dude was like “sorry sir but you can’t come behind the counter” (the Indian guy was still being polite and calling him sir).

At this point I was starting to get pissed pissed:

- 1. Because I just wanted my fucking laundry
- 2. This Buffet-Rapist was making all Americans look like rude ass-holes

And right when I decided not to say anything and to just let this guy make a fool out of himself he grabs his bag and then goes and pushes the Indian guy out of his way.

I then snapped, I yelled “Get you fucking hands off that guy, what the fuck is wrong with you pal?” – He jumped back and started to say something to me when I said “don’t even act like you are in the right here, you don’t ever put your hands on someone – people get stabbed in a laundry room for pulling shit like that”

So as usual with most Tough Guys when they are challenged he backed off and started making excuses and whining like a little bitch about how he was just trying to help or something. Anyway – I won’t go into the details of what was said but it ended with me taking his laundry bag and tossing it out the door into the sand.

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If you can’t remember the last time you saw this then its time to take the EOTECH off your rifle and hit the range

During some pre-deployment training I was going through for a gig some time ago I had to qualify at the range with a pistol and rifle along with a group of other guys.  None of the guys I was with were worried about not qualifying, they were all ex-‘this and that’s’ so doing a simple “loot and shoot” weapons qual was a ‘no biggie’ for them.

That is until we go to the range, and 30% of them flunked the rifle quals like a mo-fo, I am not talking about not qualifying by a few rounds – most of their targets looked like someone blasted it with a shotgun full of buckshot from the hip.

Even after retrying a couple of times less than half of them passed, the other half, took the “slow plane of shame” back home while waving bye-bye to a six-figure job. And the guys who passed on the first try didn’t do a hell of a lot better; about a quarter of them still had targets that looked like Helen Keller was shooting at it.

Like I said above, all of these guys were former military, law enforcement, contractors and a few greener guys with some solid weapons training under their belts.

So why did they do so miserably at the range?

Simple – Iron Sights

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If you share a hooch with someone and you are a slob I hope you get hit by a mortar

First of all I shouldn’t even have to write this article, Civilian Contractors are grown ass men that should know better. But a high percentage of guys working as Civilian Contractors have the hygiene and manners of child. Because of that I am forced to write this article.

This version of the Douchebag Contractor is known as the “Shit-bag Hoochmate” Contractorous Douchebagnus. Things like shower everyday, don’t play rap music until 3AM and fart outside are most things normal guys know – especially when they are sharing a room smaller than most maximum security prison cells with another dude.

But not some Civilian Contractors, these Douchebags act like they were born in a cave or something.

If you happen to get stuck in your hooch with one of these oxygen thieves you should forward this story to him. And if you are currently a Civilian Contractor working in some 3rd world hell-hole look over this article to make sure that you are not a “Shit-bag Hoochmate” Contractorous Douchebagnus.

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successfully break contact with the enemy after an IED/EFP strike or RPG hit

We all carry big guns, ride in tricked out armored vehicles, and wear the latest in body armor and gear swag, but it’s all for shit if you’re team can’t produce at the moment of truth.

To produce effective results on the ‘X’ takes the refined use of combat power by all those involved – drivers, gunners, and leaders. Everything falls apart in the friction of the moment when you’re under fire and your team has not been effectively trained in the arts of fire and maneuver, and then drilled to the edge of failure on its relative importance to your individual and collective survival.

I am talking from experience. When you are ambushed, the surprise of the moment disorients you, and the confusion of the pitched battle that follows an IED/EFP strike, RPG hit, or other complex attack can only be turned around by a savvy team using their prior training and experience to establish a base of fire, maneuver for effect, and destroy or successfully break contact with the enemy on your own terms not theirs.

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Nothing makes you appreciate the comforts and stability of the 1st world like a big ass explosion

Every Contractor I know cherishes their off time and leave rotations like a priceless gem. For so many reasons, it’s good to get away from work, see the family, and attend to your domestic responsibilities.

But there’s something else that’s often overlooked that should be appreciated quite a bit more; an ordered society and the rule of law.

As contractors we spend a great deal of our time working in environments where even the basics are hard to come by, and when we go home to “the Big PX” we ought take the time to realize what we are truly protecting alongside our military counterparts, and what we are a part of developing in those host countries that we serve in.

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Kidnapped South African Security Contractors Hardus Greef (left) and Johann Enslin (not pictured: Callie Scheepers and Andre Durant)

Thanks to Matt over at feraljundi for posting a link about this over on his Facebook account.

I remember hearing about this 3 and ½ years ago when I was in Iraq, whenever you hear about a fellow contractor who is killed or wounded it hits you in the gut – but nothing makes you feel a knot in your stomach like hearing about a fellow contractor who has been kidnapped by insurgents.

These guys have been missing for over 3 and ½ years – the US military needs to seriously step up their search for these brave men who were proudly supporting the US Military in Iraq.

In my opinion if these guys were active duty American soldiers the investigation into their kidnapping would not have become stagnant like it is now. Fucking shame on the “powers that be” in Iraq for not dedicating an entire team 24/7 – 365 to locating these men and other missing civilian contractors.

Both of the founders of DVM are veteran Civilian Contractors, along with the majority of our current staff. We felt it is important to help draw attention to this situation, generally we don’t re-post articles from other websites but this is a special circumstance – so below you can read the article in its entirety C&P from the Times Online (a UK media source).

Our hearts go out to the families of these men

Your fellow contractors have not forgotten you.

~DVM Mag Staff

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Have the mental edge to lead your own band of brothers

Team Leaders (TLs), let’s talk about the things that will make or break your mission or team.

The Red Zone is not a day on the flat range, or a lecture in an air conditioned class room. It’s a crucible that spits you out at the end with lessons learned, losses counted, and battles fought.

You need every edge you can get so when the mission boredom turns into something else and you compress your OODA Loop and get the job done.

Here’s a short list of observations and thoughts to help sharpen your mental edge and keep you and your Team of operators and keep you both from slipping off a cliff:

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Can you hear me now? Can you hear me now? Can you hear me now?

If you are a civilian contractor, you definitely want to pay attention to the tips that follow. Life in the field and on post can suck ass and inflict upon you long stints of boredom; plain and simple. The conveniences and ‘On demand’ lifestyle we are used to back home just doesn’t exist in the foreign Countries we are battling in today.

..But here’s the good news, there are electronics available that can make your life in the field a bit more sufferable.

I consider all of the electronics below essential gear and pack all of these items with me on the road every mission. I am always looking to cut corners when it’s a safe thing to do and create more enjoyable free time for myself as well as provide for some creature comforts. These tools and devices do just that.

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Ex-military – does it really matter?

Do Non EX-Military Guys Have a Place in the Security Contracting Industry?

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This is a debate I have heard from my first day on a security contract when some ex-mil contractor asked me;

Ex-mil Contractor: “you ex-mil?”

James G.: “no dude”

Ex-mil Contractor: “how the hell did you get on this gig?”

James G.: “Smith* hooked me up”

Ex-mil Contractor: “you guys don’t have any place in this line of work, go home before you get someone killed”

James G.: “FUCK YOU DOG-RAPIST!”

Later I found out that this dude was ex-Army but he sat a desk the whole time as a photographer. Now I am by no means a “Bad Ass Village burning cigar chomping mercenary” but I am pretty sure that I am at least the equivalent of a guy who drove a desk for a few years in the military.

Don’t get me wrong, I do understand some high-risk jobs in security contracting do require a high-speed background. But I have to disagree with the argument “if you are not ex-military then you don’t have a place at all in OCONUS security contracting”.

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Have a nice Career – or not if you are an asshole

Many guys who enter the civilian contractor job circuit go in with the mindset it will be a one time 12 month thing – make some bread and then go back to working in the states. But it rarely ends up like that, the fat paychecks, casual lifestyle and making classic contractor mistakes will undoubtedly turn your 12 month run into a 10 year career.

The only way to have longevity in this business is by making friends, friends = jobs. If you act like an asshat no one will forward that email to you from a recruiter looking for guys.

Now I am a bit of an arrogant ass but I don’t treat people like shit, act like I am the toughest dude on planet earth or stab my fellow contractors in the back. Because I am generally liked by my former coworkers I get a few emails a week about jobs.

Every time I see some dude on a contract sucking cock and stabbing his fellow contractors in the back just to get promoted into an unpaid supervisor position all I can do is laugh.

Why do I think it’s funny?

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