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I Hope you guys are having a good holiday, I am not really a big Christmas person, but a few guys from Team DVM here in Iraq are dragging me out tonight for X-Mas Dinner – I hear the DFAC Canned turkey will be especially delicious this year – LOL

Anyway, thanks my Pimps – You are all cool on my book and totally deserving of an Asian cutey under your tree [BTW: Santa only gives that gift to those who have been naughty, so go kick a puppy or something]

Click Here to Keep Reading – MERRY X-MAS DVM PIMPS – May Santa Put a Sexy Asian Gal Under Your Tree >>>

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Happy Halloween DVM Pimps. In honor of my favorite holiday I am putting aside the usual “grounded in reality” articles you all are used to here at DVM for a bit of fun. But first off I hope you all are having a better time than I am sitting here in the craplicious country of Iraq.

Out of all the holidays I end up missing out on because I’m on a gig in some 3rd world failed excuse for a country, Halloween is the only one I miss celebrating in the “real world”. My Halloween celebration this year consisted of going to a lame party and being hit on by a fat Army gal and retreating back to my hooch before I did something I would be ashamed of later.

But enough about me – lets forget about the real world for a minute and have some Halloween Fun. And by “fun” I mean the Zombie Apocalypse. Or more specifically, what would you do during the mother of all survival scenarios?

Here is situation so far:

It has been about 2 weeks since the Tyrannosaurus Rex Flu [TRF] has gone from just another media hyped Asian Flu to something much, much worse. Yep, you guessed it – a few hours after grandma drops dead from TRF she is walking around eating your neighbors’ brains.

So far:

- Our fearless leaders in the government are holding out in underground bunkers where they make their daily bullshit “the TRF problem is under control, we fully expect to have a vaccination very soon” Emergency Broadcast System announcements.

- Society is still somewhat holding together [remember, it has only been 2 weeks or zombieness], the power and water is still on, the cops and military are patrolling the streets [but less frequently every day] and some businesses are even still open. Most people still think the government will do something or the infected will just die off.

- Cash is still accepted but pretty much everything costs 10X more, credit cards are no good.

- So far about 50% of people are immune to the airborne strain of TRF [One of the few things the government got right was developing a test to see who is immune to TRF]. At this point you know you are one of the lucky 50%.

No one is immune to TRF if it is passed by bodily fluids [saliva, blood, ect.]. Animals are also immune. Currently around 10% of the country is infected, with 50% of the infected dead.

What do you do?

Click Here to Survive the DVM Halloween Zombie Apocalypse!!! >>>

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Ok folks, Thanks to Mil-Spec Monkey the DVM Patches are almost ready to be sewed up, What you see here is the 1st test Sew – We still need to adjust the spacing a bit but this is more or less what it will look like.

We think it looks cool as a mother-fucker – straight up Pimp.

But they will be ready soon and all we need to do is get an idea on how many of each Color Scheme we should order up.  So please take a vote in the poll and/or make a comment – You can choose one or all in the poll

Thanks,

~James G

Click here to Talk DVM Patches >>>

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Mil spec monkey is a pimp

A few days ago when I put the call out for help creating a new DVM logo I had no idea we would have such a fucking awesome response from everyone like we did. We received a ton of kick-ass logo submissions from allot of talented guys and I really wanted to say thanks to everyone.

The logo above is the one submitted by Mil Spec Monkey – we feel that is was a great entry that fits our current and future needs. I am sure everyone here knows who Mil Spec Monkey is – the creator of many cool patches and shirts worn by everyone from tactical enthusiasts to high speed low drag types.

So thanks Mil Spec Monkey – you are a true pimp (and you will get a big “bag o stuff” from DVM

Also, everyone who submitted a logo will receive a patch with our new logo and some other cool swag (we have your emails and we will get with all of you in a few days). Thanks again for everyone who submitted logos, you guys are also pimps in my book. And thanks to all the guys who made suggestions and great comments during the process.

Below are the other logo submissions (in order of submitted – also we are still going to use some of these):

Click Here to See the Other Logo Submissions >>>

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DVM PIMP MATH

DVM ON FACEBOOK

JAMES G. on FACEBOOK

For those of you who don’t know; DVM is on Facebook – So be pimp and add us dammit, all the cool kids are doing it

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Do you have artistic talent like my boy bob ross? – Then DVM wants you (in a non-gay way)

We are looking for someone with mad artistic talent to redesign the DVM logo for us. The current logo is way too busy and honestly I just threw it together when I was really drunk one night, using pictures I found on the internet between surfing dinosaur porn.

One of the biggest problems with the current logo is its just way too detailed to sew on a patch or engrave onto stuff. We are looking for a logo that is basically solid colors and nothing intricate, but still looking bad-ass.

So what will you get out of this besides our undying gratitude and a nice kick in the sack?

Tons of free swag – pretty much everything we end up putting the new logo on you will get one for free (don’t even ask if you see a DVM sticker on my car). T-shirts, hats, patches, one knife and other groovy shit will be yours for the taking from here on until the end of time.

And if you know someone with artistic talent pass this post on to them please.

Click Here to Read How to How to Submit logos and the Minor Guidelines >>>

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Getting blocked on NIPRNET is almost as gay as Multicam

Well it looks like DVM is blocked on NIPRENT (the DOD non-classified network that most soldiers use to surf the net in places like Iraq and Afghanistan).

Not really sure why, could possibly be the language – but other websites with fuck and shit in every article are not blocked.

Honestly this pisses me off, it’s not like we post smut pictures or talk bad about the military (quite the contrary, we are way pro-Military). I am guessing that we pop-up under some sort of pulse-less blog and “naughty” language filter.

Click Here to Keep Reading DVM – Army Banned >>>

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Free Morale Patches for your Velcro tactical ball cap

I got a handful of patches from LA Police Gear that we are going to giveaway

- Pork Eating Crusader

- Zombie Hunter

- US Flag ACU

- Embrace the Suck

- Team America Fuck Yeah

- US Palm logo patch

Contest runs until July 12

Click HERE to enter

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We wish to honor Memorial Day and the Soldiers and Contractors who have fallen wile serving our country

For the guys here with a couple of bucks lying around (I know things are tight and it is the end of the month) please go to www.treatanysoldier.com and buy a care package for a Soldier. You can choose several different care packages from a pack of cookies for 18 bucks (guys in Iraq LOVE these) to a Male Entertainment Package with magazines and DVD’s for 155 (great package of stuff, oddly gay name).

If funds are short you can just buy a 1 buck mini US flag and go to any cemetery, look around for a grave of a solder and place the flag there.

~DVM Mag Staff Click Here To Keep Reading This Article >>>

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